Friday 30 August 2013

Nick Gilronan, Brooklyn's Smallest PenisContest Winner, Says He's Proud Of Victory

Nick Gilronan must have big you-know-whats.
The 27-year-old UPS Store worker who won
Brooklyn's smallest penis contest said he's proud of
his puny package.
"The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he
is as a person or in a relationship," he told Gothamist
after his victory Saturday at Kings County Bar.
Gilronan told the website he wanted to "put on a
good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts
were successful."
According to the New York Post, a crowd of about 100
watched New York City native Gilronan match
members with five other contestants, including a 55-
year-old from Minnesota who called himself "Rip van
Dinkle."
The competition included a swimwear round of
"skimpy mesh mankinis" and a Q&A, the Post wrote.
Gilronan was proclaimed the champ and the recipient
of $200 as someone sang Elton John's "Tiny Dancer."
"I'm hoping this will look brave to guys who have
self-esteem issues and make them feel better about
themselves," he said, according to the tabloid.
In a previous Huffington Post report, one of the
event's promoters dubbed the contest as "a pageant
for confident people with a sense of humor."
Gilronan's triumph perhaps illustrates that size does
indeed matter -- at least, when it comes to self-
esteem. Culled from huffpost.com

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