When i first saw this news online, thought it was bizzare, then i thought we are in the end times and frankly speaking there is nothing new under the sun.
Hugh Hefner the playboy founder, to our surprise, Hugh Hefner is still alive. And not only is he still alive, he just got married. Double congratulations, Hugh! Two thumbs up, dude!
Hugh married relatively long-term sweetheart Crystal Harris yesterday, but, listen, this isn't quite the fairytale love story you are expecting. Crystal Harris is the same Crystal Harris who left Hugh at the alter in June 2011, choosing instead to immediately go on the Howard Stern Show to talk about Hugh's crazy old man junk how often she got near it. "It lasted like two seconds," she said, of the one time they had sex. "I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry." That is good information for us all to have. Anyway, scene deleted, they got married yesterday. Definitely for love. Crystal became Hugh's 'number one girlfriend' or 'main lay' in 2008, after the previous incumbent Holly Madison left the Playboy mansion. This is the third time Hugh has gotten married, and the first time Crystal has tied the knot. It is definitely going to work out this time. Girls of nowadays sha,for crying out loud that dude is old enough to be her grandfather, well heard he is a billionaire sha, atleast she will have something to hold on to.
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